Brandon and Kelly create their own phrase of the week in order to serve justice to the evil-doers that create horrendous words and phrases on Urban Dictionary. Meanwhile, we run through as many of Kelly's received OKCupid messages as we can in a short time frame to show how awful men are at initiating conversations with women. See also: a train-conductor fantasy goes horribly wrong in Love Online. Toot Toot!

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