Put down your phone before you eyes rot out of your skull and your mind turns to mush.

To the oblivious kid, I saw walk thru an intersection completely unaware the light was about to change.

PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!

to the cute chick at the coffee shop, I'm trying to chat up...
PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!

To the mom who is letting her disobedient child run wild thru the store...
Will you put down your damn phone? You can't do it, can you?

PUT DOWN THE DAMM THING!

I'm sure everyone YOU know wants to say this to you, even though they don't, PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!

Why don't they say this to you? Because THEY have a problem too.

So, the next time you are out having a good time, trying to meet new people
put down your phone.

Ladies, how do you know if the guy right next to you was your soul mate?
you can't because you have your face stuck on your phone. Women playing textual grab ass with men that aren't even in the STATE. PUT DOWN THE PHONE.

there is nothing more offputting than an adult that needs an inanimate object as a security blanket

The death of western civilization won't end with the blast from a bomb, it'll end by the soft glow of smart-screens.
A sea of zombies in darkened barrooms, only illuminated by the blue light glow of their phones.

I just said PHONE and you want to pick up your PHONE, leave it alone!

Quit raping and abusing your phone! Give it a rest!

How in gods name were you unable to navigate this earth without your phone? You did it before? But now you can't leave the house without it or you'll get lost in your own backyard.

You can't remember a 10 digit phone number anymore, but you could 10 years ago

The next text you get WON'T change your life.

the next BIG thing is NOT about to flash across your phone alerts.

For the love of god, STOP listening to this podcast and put down, turn off, and hide your phone.

But you can't do it, can you?

You are an addict!

The TRUE answers to LIFES eternal questions are not hidden on your phone!!!

Turn it off! Hide it! Run away! PUT DOWN YOUR DAMN PHONE!