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Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning. Find us LIVE weekdays from 6 to 10 a.m eastern time on 105.9 FM in North Carolina OR stream us live on the 105.9 The Mountain app! Expect the best viral guests, some great laughs, local Asheville flair and a ton of participation from YOU! Pickup where you left off- if you had to get out of the car, drop off the kids or had to resume a fight with your boss or annoying co-worker- it doesn't matter because it's all right here every single day posted after the show. When we aren't on the air you can find us on Facebook and ALL social media platforms by searching "Rizzo and Jeff" and "1059 The Mountain" as a way to follow our daily shenanigans and the biggest stories in town. For those of you who have followed us, expect to be able to peep in on some new and classic Rizzo and Jeff moments ;) Don't forget- give us a call or text when listening live at 828-240-1059. Now please kick back and enjoy the show! ~Rizzo & Jeff
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Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning
Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning
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22 AUG 2024 · Have your post it notes on your fridge? Need to make sure the most important thing to start your morning is Rizzo's triple scoop of audio for Opening Audio...A child was drunk as a skunk after a restaurant accidentally gave her wine instead of grape juice...A guy wasn't sure if the hole in his leg was a bite from a bear or the gun he fired after a bear attacked him...He might want to get it checked out...Jay Leno is planning his own death...We gave his body his once over...He is planning a museum for his car collection...Is there lyrics in Piano Man that involve a man named Paul at a gay bar? That is the rumor and when you listen back about Paul being a real estate novelist, it makes you a real estate novelist...Pumpkin Spice is back earlier than ever...A man robbed a store on shop with a cop day...Richard Simmons passed from complications from falls and heart disease...The biggest debate of the summer happened today...Did the DARE program have a mascot named DARE Dog? The calls flew in for an hour as Jeff argued with Rizzo there was not one...Rizzo had Mcgruff and some dalmation and some firefighter dog all mixed up...After over an hour of deep discussion about Rizzo's belief in some dog that walked in to his classroom with a bag of needles, we have figured out the DARE mascot was Darren The Lion...Smell-O-Vision is a reality and you can buy it...The US Navy has run out of pants due to supply chain shortages...The second most spoken language in the state of North Carolina is french...Would you rather have a dog that talks or would you rather have a cat that pays half of your rent? The socials went crazy and the calls flew in for this one as well...A bald quitter was thrown off an airplane after he was thrown off a plane because he was bleeding from his head after hair transplant surgery...Chick-Fil-A is starting their own streaming service...Applebees burgers on the adult and child menu are the same...We can no longer take a Seacrest pounding...Rizzo didn't realize Jimmy Buffet was dead...We hope you realize you can listen any time to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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21 AUG 2024 · Turn down for what!!! The DNC got turnt for Lil Jon last night...It was quite the party for the Democrats...On another musical note, some kids made a rap song about their bus no longer coming to pick them up as they were told they have to fend for themselves when it comes to getting to school...A guy was posing as a local pizza shop and delivering people boxes of just dough...What's better...Lou Gramm's new song or a hand fart? We played Lou's new song that debuted last night and played the song that won the national hand fart championship...It's still up in the air...The town of Hendersonville seemed to be throwing out a threat about the length of your grass...A South Carolina man was arrested for trying to get through the airport with 9lbs of weed...We need to start getting it on more...The US fertility rate is down...That doesn't seem to be a problem for Oscar De La Hoya...He was dancing online wearing something that he obviously bought at the Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual Sale...Are there any Al Roker fans out there? Like true Al Roker fans...The Today Show did an hour long celebration of him for his 70th birthday...It went on and on and on...BTW Al likes spritzers and gooey strawberry shortcake...A SC doctor has been accused of doing sex for scripts...A new scam is fake parking tickets...A guy is going to spend 6 years in jail for faking his own death in order to not pay child support...Ever get an earworm? Those jingles that just get stuck in your head all day. Well, we are playing the top jingles of all time...Toys-R-Us...Oscar Mayer Weiner...Fish Filet...KitKat...Coke...Meow Mix? Walmart is slashing prices...A woman claims her daughter got pregnant from the underwear she bought online...Jennifer Lopez's 4th cousin who was the oldest woman in the world died at the age of 117...We might not be your 4th cousin, but could you treat us like family and check out the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show?
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20 AUG 2024 · Someone get these listeners some Bojangles 2 for $5 sausage and egg biscuits after the debacle that was opening audio...Some song about crispy bacon and a BLT...Some song trying to link Pearl Jam to Linkedin names...Some lady shopping at Zara that hates a shirt and how to bust AI at a drive-thru...Lets rebound...A woman took a truck on a test drive and found the car salesman hot...The test drive was 45 minutes...Her goal was to score the guy...All she came away with was an expensive car payment...Are we tipping Amazon delivery drivers now? A woman is going viral looking for tips and snacks...Maybe a drink? Matthew Perry was a mess before his passing...Jeff Bezos wants to buy the Boston Celtics for $10 billion...An NFL player urinated on another passenger on a flight from Boston...When you think of Phil Donahue do you think lust? Well we think about what talk show host we would want in our corner in a fight...Montell? Wayne Brady? Geraldo? Jenny Jones? Leno chin for the win!! People are going after Mcdonalds employees over the collectors cups...Doordash now can deliver your mattress...Get ready to be a pasta moose at Olive Garden as endless pasta is about to return...Do you wash your feet in the shower? 6 out of 10 people say they do not...That brought us to Listener Court brought to you by our friends Voodoo Brewing Co. in Arden...It was a resounding win for Rizzo with what Jeff felt thought was a gaggle of liers that called in and commented on Facebook!! The calls just would not stop for the entire hour...A listener called with a trivia question...Why is it the Cosby Show if they are the Huxtables? A guy was released from jail and stole a truck from the parking lot because he wanted to go home...He was caught...Heinz has created a snack dipping robot for gamers...We talked about the supermoon but still have not forgotten the astronauts still stuck in space...If your wife hits you with you car after a bad marriage counseling session, just channel the show Little People Big World to find equipment to cleanse yourself with...Check out this messed up Tuesday session of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
0819 Rizzo & Jeff "Rizzo's LEMONDO STAND, Jazzy Treatment, Donahue Goobye and a NEW RAZZLE DAZZLE!!!
19 AUG 2024 · Rizzo likes goo...And by goo we mean his ice cream... As we kicked up with a double scoop of audio...An awful karaoke performance to get this going this morning...And a woman who has a genius idea of opening up a lemonade stand as an adult to pay her way through law school...She needs a better price point than a nickel like Rizzo used to charge as a kid...We had to delve into wacky news folks as we delivered to you a montage of wacky news folks who couldn't handle that the Olympics are over...We are so puzzled when it comes to news folks...Last week at the Trump rally we did not fit in...But we listened to some audio of news folks who cannot figure out what to do with their lives now that the Olympics are over...A bartender showed up to man's house after he left his ID there the night prior and berated him for not leaving a 25% tip per beer...Issues at the Buncombe County Sheriff's Office as evidence has been destroyed due to mold...In good Buncombe news, tourists have poured in $3 billion in tourism spending...The woman who tried to scam the estate of Elvis Presley out of Graceland has been arrested...Ever get injured by a shopping cart? We found out today that 10's of thousands of people every year do...One woman got her digits stuck in the cart and needed EMT's to get them out...Treat your jazzy with respect or else...There is a graveyard of Jazzy's in the water in a Florida town and no one knows how they got there...What if a hospital lost part of your skull during brain surgery and charged you for the prosthetic to replace it? That happened to a man...How do you lose a skull? Would you buy from Rizzo's "Lemenod" Stand? He spent time with his ridiculous idea to open one...Another day...Another story at a senior center...A man was arrested for breaking into a senior center nude and running around...When you get a colonoscopy make sure your doctor has his hearing aid in so he can hear you scream...Also get a vasectomy from a reputable doctor...RIP Phil Donahue!! And if you are too big to fit out of a Ford Bronco window when it crashes into the water, it might be time to reevaluate life...No need to reevaluate life when listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!Â
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17 AUG 2024 · The First Week of LISTENER COURT brought to by VOODOO BREWING in AVL!!! The silly discussion of being SLAP SILLY, the show FOUND PAT hiding as a reporter and the kidnapped proposal, NO VOICE RIZZO pushes through the Donald Trump Rally AS TERRIBLE NEWS REPORTERS... The JNN lost ANY STREET CRED (it didn't have much) and Rizzo talks about proposals with NJ, Blanket and the Bambine!
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16 AUG 2024 · Rizzo kicked off the show being slap silly at 6am...He was pretty juiced up it was Friday...Opening audio took us right through the fast food drive-thru line as we learned that McDonalds has sell-by dates on their breakfast burritos...Chick-Fil-A is now charging people 30 cents for bags...We heard from the worst break dancer in history Raygun...After we left the drive-thru we made a stop at Wallyworld aka Walmart...Why did Eduardo whip it out in Walmart? At Least he did it in the back in the tire section...A man sang a song about not wanting to go to Walmart and a woman got hot food that was supposed to be cold delivered from there...We were introduced to the Ketamine Queen...We talked about the 5 people arrested in connection with the death of Friends star Matthew Perry...Perry got 50 vials of ketamine delivered within 2 weeks...Let's find the hooligans that stole local lawn equipment from a local elementary school...Stormy Daniels is in town tonight for a one night only comedy show...It's called "One Night Stand" with Stormy Daniels...A woman is suing Subway and claiming a chair broke under her weight when she sat on it...She is blaming the chair...Kevin Spacey is a squatter...He refuses to leave his house that was foreclosed on and bought by someone new...Legend Greg Kinh passed but the real issue is that he is forever tied to that Weird Al guy...It's all because Weird Al parodied his song Jeopardy...Now every story is about Weird Al...Yeet...Thingie...Floof...Just some of the words added to Scrabble...Freeze your credit report, there has been a breach...A NC mom is catching a lot of heat because she dropped her daughter off at college and slept overnight at the dorm...People are saying you gave her wings, let her fly...Jeffrey Tambor? Bruce Vilanch? Joan Rivers? Those names ring a bell? They were all on Hollywood Squares...The 98yr old host Peter Marshall passed...We hope he's in that big middle square in the sky...And we hope you listen to the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!
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15 AUG 2024 · Rizzo attempted to "service" the listeners to start the show but had the jimmy fingers and was hitting all the wrong buttons...He isn't a confident caramel man like the guy we discussed who claims he is god's gift to women...Rizzo can dream on...Much like the guy who is attempting to replace Steven Tyler who we thought hit the note of Dream On...Kurt Busch got a DUI...He was double the legal limit...If you didn't know...Buschy's got a guy...Ever get your phone repaired at "The Fix?" ...Well one woman did, and the employee got into one of her private folders and sent all of her dirty videos to himself...Ever get lice? An entire plane had to be diverted because a woman had lice you could physically see climbing out of her hair...One for chrome domes here...Is Tom Brady done yet? He was shirtless on a yacht in Italy training...Taco Bell is bringing back nostalgic meals...Shout out to a hero 8yr old who...Famous Amos didn't make it...The founder of the delicious cookie has passed...But are they the best gas station cookie...Jeff says the Grandma Cookies...Rizzo disagreed...But we know he is a Lorna Doone guy...We talked about a couple earlier in the week on Listener Court that charged $450 per person for their wedding...No one RSVP'd...So they came back out and offered to drop the price to $350 and that it will be an experience...Still no RSVP's, but there were a TON of calls in to the show...The astronauts are still stuck in space...2.7 billion social security numbers and addresses were claimed to be hacked...Women are marching topless in Boston this weekend...A woman is going viral for saying she will not cook...clean...or shop for her husband whatsoever...It's his job to provide and that's that...Again the calls flew in...Tesla's are having more issues...The tailgates are warping...The Poltergeist house is for sale...A fireman named Bernie Banger was mad when someone stole the town's $1.5 million firetruck...And kids are no longer allowed to high five their favorite crossing guard "The lollipop man" ...You can high five us any time if you just check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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14 AUG 2024 · Ever jump in a pool of sprinkles? Well a big man did at an ice cream museum and broke his ankle...Now he is suing...Children play in it...Your mom or grandma is getting it in if you send them to a nursing home...A senior spilt the tea about nursing homes...Cool girl tables...Sex...Parties...Upchucking after too much drinking...Trump is in town...People have been camping out overnight to go to the rally downtown...Starbucks has changed its recipe for the first time in 18 years with sun-dried and washed Latin American beans...Call us with your trailer stories...We talked about a single wide trailer in West Virginia with an indoor pool and the calls came in...Trailers with cockroaches that change channels and trees falling on them without repairing the damage...Ever met a vicious quadriplegic? We talked about a man who was a quadriplegic who assaulted cops with his wheelchair...Spit at them...And then was arrested and his wheelchair was put on the back of a flatbed truck...Not so tough now huh? 75% of companies say they didn't lay people off to cut costs but just because they wanted to fire them...Pumpkin spice trash bags are here...Remember the movie "It's Pat?" We found Pat...Now named Madison...Madison is a beat reporter for a local Florida news station...Do you know someone who has a name old enough to be buried next to James K. Polk? Well, the old names are making a comeback...Horace...Agnes...They probably smell like Will Levis's new cologne that smells like mayo...The only name you need to know its Rizzo "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" ...Check him and Jeff out on the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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13 AUG 2024 · Stick out that left hand and put er there...Unless you're not left handed...Which Rizzo thought Jeff was...Surprise...He isn't...Ever been in an earthquake...One happened in LA yesterday and live on TV we saw it happen...It was only a 4.7...No biggie...The simplest of rides...The Alice In Wonderland ride malfunctioned in Disneyland with the doors slamming...A woman forgot to tell her husband until they signed the marriage certificate that she was 25 years older...Have we just about had it with the tipping fatigue? Another story of a woman who went to get a pickup order and was chased when she did not tip...The preparation for President Trump's visit to Asheville has begun as streets will begin to close and warnings of closures on most major highways have started to come out...Is it over for Ken Jennings? The reports are that Colin Jost is in the driver's seat to replace him on Jeopardy...Could you deal with a cackler? There is a woman who cackles so badly over the fact that she cannot get a date...She went to an Elton John lookalike party and got 2 numbers and found it to be quite funny...We played a little game...Who had a worse day...There was a guy who crashed into a house and was stung by bees or a guy who was diagnosed with 3 horrendous diseases in one doctor's visit...It was a bit up in the air actually...Would you pay $450 to go to someone's wedding? That brought us to Listener Court today and it seems no one loves and cares for the family as virtually everyone that called said no, they will not. It looks like Jeff will be going to this guy's wedding since no one else wants to...Does Kevin Costner want a taste of Hoda Kotb? Those are the rumors...Do people really go to Chuck E Cheese that much to need a monthly pass? Have you ever shoplifted as an adult? Be honest...If kids do poorly on tests, should field trips be taken away? Tim called to harass Jeff about being a Karen...Jeff invited Tim on a field trip and to bring his tent...We invite you to listen to the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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12 AUG 2024 · It's a Triple Dippy Monday to kick things off on the show...When road rage happens, and you wind up in a physical altercation, what is your first move? One man's first move was biting off another guy's fingers...As the Olympics came to a close with Tom Cruise coming down from the top of the stadium and to LA promoting the 2028 Olympics, we decided we have had wayyyy too much Snoop Dog...Remember the Yang Gang? Well, this isn't that Yang...But a woman with the last name of Yang has decided to move into a retirement community at the age of 38 to slow down her life...She obviously has not been to one...The party is just getting started...Johnny called with a Monday morning traffic update...He was all juiced up this morning...Donald Trump will be in town this Wednesday for a campaign rally...Be careful in Asheville as the APD is reporting there is a scam call going around with a man pretending to be the Chief of Police...A man has launched a lawsuit against TikTok, Reddit, YouTube and Meta claiming it is too addictive...The secret service was caught taping up a woman's ring camera at her place of business and then picking her lock and using her bathroom for hours...What is wrong with being kidnapped as a proposal? That happened to a woman...She was terrified as masked men kidnapped her and put her into the back of a truck, only for her to be surprised with a proposal by her soon to be husband who she said yes to...Standard Sam aka Rizzo rattled off his proposal idea which involved Melissa Etheridge...Men...Get your football contract ready...One man has one set for the upcoming season...Stop naming your kids weird things...Naming your kid TABLE does not set him up for a fruitful life...A guy played World Of Warcraft for 78 hours...A woman is doing 9 years behind bars for stealing $1.5 million in chicken wings...A pilot informed the passengers he is not qualified to land a plane...We are here to inform you that you are qualified to check out the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of...
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Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning. Find us LIVE weekdays from 6 to 10 a.m eastern time on 105.9 FM in North Carolina OR stream us live on the 105.9 The Mountain app! Expect the best viral guests, some great laughs, local Asheville flair and a ton of participation from YOU! Pickup where you left off- if you had to get out of the car, drop off the kids or had to resume a fight with your boss or annoying co-worker- it doesn't matter because it's all right here every single day posted after the show. When we aren't on the air you can find us on Facebook and ALL social media platforms by searching "Rizzo and Jeff" and "1059 The Mountain" as a way to follow our daily shenanigans and the biggest stories in town. For those of you who have followed us, expect to be able to peep in on some new and classic Rizzo and Jeff moments ;) Don't forget- give us a call or text when listening live at 828-240-1059. Now please kick back and enjoy the show! ~Rizzo & Jeff
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