Not Like The Other Niggas
Not Like The Other Niggas
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36. Being Lied To Sucks
15 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 36:
"Being Lied To Sucks"
Recorded on December 17, 2009
The 2010s were a true turning point for Karl. He would go onto work at a record store where, while his boss was a piece of shit [censored]got, he met a lot of cool folks there and was finally able to make friends with people who didnt think his taste in 80s metal was weird.
When Karl turned 21 in 2011, he was finally able to start going to more concerts, where he'd meet even more fucking cool people. He'd even travel out of state for the annual M3 festival and have even more fun and meet new people.
Years later, Karl would also discover a new hobby, in the form of karaoke, and go on to become KK WADE and try to Make Karaoke Great Again, hitting up many karaoke bars in the Pittsburgh, along with bars in other states on a 5 day tour called "MKGA: The Tour."
KK would also take his newfound persona onto a podcast called "Lawless Radio Worldwide" and became a featured cast member, and soon did a spinoff show called "KK RADIO" and a spinoff show off a spinoff show named, "THE KK WADE SHOW," which is still going on to this day... after a reboot in March 2024.
And as far as his love life went, he'd finally go on dates and get intimate with women, something that he couldnt do during his teen years. And also, by some miracle, was able to enter into a long term relationship and eventual engagement with a loving woman.
The 2010s, and later on 2020s, while not perfect and still marked with plenty of low points... unlike before, they FINALLY had some of the high points --- socially, romantically and sexually --- that Karl has long yearned for during the first 20 years of his life, especially in his teens.
But... but.
Before we get to the 2010s, we have to acknowledge the FINAL EPISODE of "Not Like The Other Niggas," recorded on December 17, 2009.
In what could be considered the definitive episode of NLTON, Karl discusses the bullshit of the life he has had to live, the encounters that he's had/missed out on, and just how people perceive him just because he chooses not to be a good for nothing thug. Karl, and many other people, get treated a certain way just for not wearing baggy pants, doing drugs and embracing the "hood" lifestyle.
And its been like that for as long as Karl can remember.
Society is going downhill and Karl is not going to tolerate being gaslit into believing that HE is the one who is wrong... because he's not.
Karl had been lied to for a good portion of his life regarding how he was supposed to act and who he was supposed to grow into. He busted his ass just to be lonely and miserable while drug dealers and gangters get to do fuck all (and fuck and impregnate whoever they want).Â
Karl went online before the recording of this episode and posted some of these thoughts on the SnipeMe forum, but even on an online forum of misfits, you have normies who dont truly understand how it feels to be ostracized and don't truly understand Karl's plight... a theme that rings true even today, 15 years later.Â
And the cold, hard truth is that no matter how many recordings he makes, how many podcasts he uploads, how many stories and essays he posts on social media that clearly discusses in great detail his troubles... no matter how much effort Karl puts in to letting people understand his mind, his issues and his troubles, no matter how much he lets his shield down to let the world in... Karl may never be understood, or even acknowledged... because Karl is not like the other niggas.
Songs Played:
Queensryche - "Revolution Calling"
Derek and the Dominoes - "Layla"
Bubba Sparxxx - "Ms. New Booty"
Queensryche - "Eyes of a Stranger"
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35. Honesty Equals SHIT When Job Hunting
13 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 35:
"Honesty Equals Shit When Job Hunting"
I *BELIEVE* this was recorded in May or June 2009
In the penultimate episode of "Not Like The Other Niggas," Karl decides that after taking it up the ass from McDonalds for long enough, he's going to try to get another job... but SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!! He has do call an automated line to... you guessed it, DO ANOTHER SURVEY!!!
And you know how much Karl loves those!
Karl, naïvely believing that honesty means a damn thing, decides to answer the questions as honestly as he can, even the thoughtcrime questions.
I bet you can guess how this turned out.
By the way, FUCK RITE AID!
Songs Played:
Megadeth - "Peace Sells"
Megadeth - "Wake Up Dead"
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34. McBullshit
12 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 34:
"McBullshit"
Recorded on February 26, 2009
You've heard Karl bitch so many times about his inability to impress some shitty hiring manager at numerous places, but now he's landed a permanent gig at McDonalds, as opposed to just being used by the crackers at Allegiance Staffing.
But even though Karl brings his A-game effort to McDicks, most of the [censored]gers and cunts that work there don't seem to appreciate his efforts... and Karl doesn't take too kindly to that.
From being expected to move at the speed of light so that a bunch of fatasses can get their food in 30 seconds or less, to blatant double standards in expectations, being yelled at for not knowing about Lent, being bossed around by diaper-shitting high school [censored]gots, to always being told to do the bitch-ass cleaning work, Karl finds it in his black heart to drop the most amount of f-bombs that you'll probably hear from him up to this point.
Enjoy the rants.
Oh... and all of this is WAAAAAAAAAYYYYY before that "Fight For 15" horseshit.
Songs Played
Slayer - "I Don't Want To Hear It"
Billy Idol - "Rebel Yell"
Billy Idol - "Daytime Drama"
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33. "Introversion." Look It Up, Dumbasses
11 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 33:
"'Introversion.' Look It Up Dumbasses"
Recorded in February 2009.
****Note: This was recorded in a time where being introverted wasn't considered cool at all. It seems nowadays (2024, basically anytime after China Virus), that everyone and their mother wants to be left alone and be boring in their homes all day, everyday. I'm sure that introversion and not being outgoing are still looked down upon by some people. But it seems like its way more accepted today than it was before... which is good... unless you’re now at a point where you *DO* want to get out and hang out with friends... but THAT'S for another time.****
Karl is now done with his internship at Allegiance Staffing, but while he was picking up his final check, Charise with BGC handed over a copy of Tim The Redneck's final evaluation of Karl's job performance... and we all remember how cool and TOTALLY not bullshit the last one was.
Tim made some remarks on the evaluation, but he made one comment in particular that really set Karl off and thats how we got to today's rant.
Karl... just for the life of himself, cant understand why you're looked down upon if you're not some loud, obnoxious asshat that always has something stupid to say about something stupid. Whats wrong with staying to yourself for a bit? Whats wrong with reflecting on your own thoughts? Whats wrong with being... introverted?
Not a goddamn thing.
And fuck you if you disagree.
Songs Played:
W.A.S.P. - "I Don't Need No Doctor"
W.A.S.P. - "Inside The Electric Circus"
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32. Job Hunting Proves To Be Futile (Once Again)
11 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 32:
"Job Hunting Proves To Be Futile (Once Again)"
Recorded in February 2009
Yes, Karl was still working at McDonalds, but it didn't take long for him to get sick of that bullshit (as you know from previous episodes), so when he received a call from BGC's Charise about a job opportunity at a local movie theatre, Karl added going to that movie theatre his list of errands to run.
But, as usual... shit didn't go as planned... and time was wasted.
Listen as Karl talks about his stupid ass day, his wasted effort on trying to get a (semi-)worthwhile job and talks shit on Charise for lying to a nigga.
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31. Happy Assholes Frolicking Around A Sad Bastard
9 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 31:
"Happy Assholes Frolicking Around a Sad Bastard"
Recorded on February 7, 2009
After dealing with the incompetence of public transportation and having his shitty McDonalds boss up his ass for tardiness and failure to notify, Karl walks down South Side's East Carson street on a Friday night/Saturday morning after work. He looks back on his day and on his life while watching people having a good time with their friends partying and getting drunk... and Karl just wonders... why not him?
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30. McDonalds Isn't That Damn Serious
8 AUG 2024 · NLTON, Episode 30:
"McDonalds Isn't That Damn Serious"
Recorded in January 2009
Can someone please tell me why the fuck it is that the LESS you get paid, the MORE work you're supposed to do?
Years before the "Fight for 15" was even a thought in anyone's mind, Karl had been working at McDonalds. Usually, at least on the few days he was scheduled to actually work, they had him grilling meats. Now they've moved him to "tabling," which is actually preparing the sandwiches.
Lord forbid, Karl was new at this aspect of McDonalds and perhaps... just perhaps, because of that... he wasn't as fast as people who'd been doing it for a while already.
But then again, this is a McDonalds. You're usually not going to find people capable of common sense working here... and yes, Karl was an exception to the rule.
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29. A Dumbass "Evaluation"
7 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 29:
"A Dumbass 'Evaluation'"
Recorded in either December 2008 or January 2009.
Karl now has not one, but TWO jobs. One of those jobs is at a McDonalds, while the other job is a 300 hour paid internship through a company called Bloomfield-Garfield Corporation (BGC).
Through BGC, Karl was given an opportunity to work with Allegiance Staffing, where he'd learn how to work at an office, speak appropriately, blah, blah, blah. He was only in it for the money.Â
However, now was the time for Karl's second job evaluation with this company. And lucky for all of us, he had his mp3 player handy to record some of the bullshit told to him during it. The meeting was Tim (the dumbass, redneck sounding motherfucker), Scott (normal sounding guy), Karl (the voice you already know), and with Nancy (the cunt who keeps interrupting).
Karl takes it up the ass during the evaluation, but gives his TRUE and ACCURATE opinion right after.Â
Enjoy!
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28. Christmas (Alone and Pissed)
6 AUG 2024 · LAST EPISODE OF 2008!!!
Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 28:
"Christmas (Alone and Pissed)"
Recorded on December 24, 2008
Karl gets triggered by a "Degrassi" episode.
Okay, not just that. He also talks about how far (or little) he has come during his rather, nonexistent search for a girlfriend and any sort of social life in the holiday season of 2008.
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27. This Is Why I'm A Pessimist (Part 2)
5 AUG 2024 · Not Like The Other Niggas, 2008-2009, Episode 27:
"This Is Why Im A Pessimist (Part 2)"
Recorded on September 26 2008
Karl, on the day after his 18th birthday, gets screwed out of another money-making opportunity that most people would be able to take advantage of. Karl finds the perfect way to handle his disappointment.
Song partially played:
Danzig - "Her Black Wings"
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