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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet...
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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.
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19 JUN 2023 · Full Court Press: NBA Finals Recap, Chris Paul News and Sue Bird/Sylvia Fowles Jersey Retirements
Great news if you live in Denver, bad news if you live in Phoenix and are named Chris Paul, wonderful news if you love the WNBA!
Under Cover Comic- https://www.amazon.com/Shay-Sparks/dp/B0BY39QKSY/ref=sr_1_1?crid=EFIMZS46C3SF&keywords=under+cover+comic&qid=1687059262&s=instant-video&sprefix=under+cover+comic%2Cinstant-video%2C93&sr=1-1
Adam tour schedule- www.adammamawala.com/standup
Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour
Jamal Murray mic’d up during NBA Finals Game 5- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WhM8edrFAw
That Actually Happened: How Nikola Jokić Went From Chubby Teen To NBA Finals MVP
The glow up of all glow ups.
Sombor, Serbia tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxoaNboboq8
Bleacher Report Jokic article: https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2692809-born-of-a-new-eastern-europe-nikola-jokic-leads-a-generation-to-nba-stardom
Jokic Draft Predictions- https://www.nbadraft.net/players/nikola-jokic/
Jokic Predictions vs Reality- https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/nikola-jokic-draft-scouting-reports-proved-experts-wrong/l8ofma2jt2huy5b53gooxrkr
3-on-3: Six Great Moments From Sue Bird’s Retirement Speech
3 things Sue said about Sue and 3 things that Sue said about not-Sue. So many good moments, hard to limit it to 6!
Sue Bird Retirement Speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZbQVO6SS_Q
Office Screen Saver cold open- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOtuX0jL85Y
And also: Horsies, Vladimir Putin, Light The Jim Beam, OAN, I Think You Should Leave, Shrug Emoji Point Guard, Hip Rotation, High School Musical 3, Pickleball, Linguini ACL’s, Playschool Hoops, Gabriel Iglesias, Serbian Churros, Nikola Bias, Quesarito, Macklemore, Scaffolding, Ponytails, Fool’s Errand, Hoof Hearted
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5 JUN 2023 · Full Court Press: NBA Conference Finals Recap & WNBA Season Begins
SPICINESS ABOUND IN BOTH LEAGUES! WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
Duncan Robinson on JJ Redick podcast- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an1aV5leAus
Adam LA show 6/6- https://jetbook.co/e/adam-mamawala-headlines-in-santa-monicaijyp
Adam tour dates- www.adammamawala.com/standup
Under Cover Comic now streaming on Amazon Prime- https://www.amazon.com/Under-Cover-Comic-Bobby-Friedman/dp/B07T8BWTN5
Mike tour dates- www.schub.es/tour
7 Seconds or Less book about the Phoenix Suns- https://www.amazon.com/Seven-Seconds-Less-Season-Phoenix/dp/0743298136
Wild ending to game 6 of Heat/Celtics conference finals- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-b6nOWZm2A
Red Panda- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEMDMcaU21U
An NBA Finals Preview Interview With: Comedians Evan Hernandez (Amazon Prime) & James Hamilton (Emmy Award-Winning Writer)
We've got a Nuggets rep and a HEAT rep ready to tell you why their team is the team you should be pulling for in this year's NBA Finals!
Dikembe Mutumbo after defeating Sonics- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEQgHW_3vOQ
Jokic shoves Markieff Morris in the back- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy8T53X_fx0
James Hamilton Album Recording in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/james-hamilton-stand-up-album-recording-1768019
And also: Celtics Group Chats, Android Penance, Naked Rachel, The Schubio, Trent Crimm, Tin Foil Hats, Post Game Ludacris Concerts, Fedora Night, SportsCenter Not Top 10, The Heatles, Starter Jackets, Himmy Buckets, Big Face Coffee, Literal Bears, Gigantic Serbian Men, Tyler Herro’s Stupid F**king Outfits, Mr. 305, Dank Nuggets, Warped Tour, Marlins Man, Nikola Jokic vs Nikola Jovic, Bagel Saturdays
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22 MAY 2023 · Full Court Press: Las Vegas Aces/Ja Morant Drama, Spurs Get Wemby, and NBA Playoff Recap
Sad off-court drama, fun on-court drama, draft lottery hype, and playoff excitement!
Adam tour schedule- www.adammamawala.com/standup
Adam e-mail list signup- https://tinyurl.com/3ze29dr6
Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour
LeBron recognizing same Warriors play- https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1656323724411301889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1656323724411301889%7Ctwgr%5E0aa1d02adeb28fd0ff4e7c96cc2603859703d2f1%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebiglead.com%2Fposts%2Flakers-lebron-james-warriors-play-game-4-remember-nba-finals-01h035qaexqv
Adam Silver speaks on Ja Morant- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j03cKLDTo0Y
Grimes steal vs Heat- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwyiqKADipA
Kenyon Martin hating on Julius Randle- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zY7NqF6ggA
3-on-3: The Three Best/Worst Post-NBA Overseas Careers
Before NBA players hang it up, sometimes they go study hoops abroad. Adam recaps the best and worst examples of hoops exploration.
Dwight Howard Taiwan recruitment video- https://twitter.com/LeNooshi/status/1658329476961378304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1658329476961378304%7Ctwgr%5E473611d996359a55aa7cc49c64e2b8ee387745a7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sfgate.com%2Fwarriors%2Farticle%2Fwarriors-poole-thompson-dwight-howard-taiwan-18102461.php
Magic Johnson in Scandinavia- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PBH6tJR9s
Scottie Pippen in Scandinavia- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e56wDyen9xw Horse 71- https://www.horsehoops.com/episode71
Jimmer college highlights- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGxu3sDdMN0
Jimmer 75 point game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5WXkOZ6KzA
Stephon Marbury in China- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hMgZD1jQIs
Stephon Marbury China highlights- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGl5zF6eKWI
That Actually Happened: NBA Draft Lottery Behind The Curtain
In a weird spectacle, the NBA makes a show of the worst teams learning their fate which is determined by a set of fourteen ping pong balls. It's absurd in all the best ways.
Lowe Article 1: https://www.espn.com/nba/insider/insider/story/_/id/33935874/lowe-joy-despair-hilarity-nba-draft-lottery-most-private-room
Lowe Article 2: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/page/zachlowe29702176/behind-scenes-weirdest-nba-draft-lottery-ever
Lowe Article 3 - https://www.espn.com/nba/insider/insider/story/_/id/37666205/lowe-happened-secret-nba-lottery-drawing-room
And also: WeWork Guitars, Man Date Mandates, Mini Fridges, Hard Propel, Mr. Shoe-bear, ATO Plays, Brian Windhorst, Scoops vs Scoot, Exhausted Jimmy Butler Meme, Marinated Herring, Chinese New Year, The Basketball Tournament, Steve & Barry’s, EYYYYY, The Room Where It Happens, Frozen Envelope, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Mr. Bucket, The Price is Right, Family Feud, Plinko, Wilson Evolution Balls, Bang From The Future
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8 MAY 2023 · Full Court Press: Embiid Wins MVP, Dillon Brooks Drama, and First Round Playoff Recap
Joel has done it! Dillon has done it again!
New Vegas Aces training center- https://twitter.com/FOS/status/1652305075199434752?s=20https://lvsportsbiz.com/2023/04/28/defending-champ-las-vegas-aces-show-impressive-new-training-center-in-henderson-friday/
Adam tour dates- www.adammamawala.com/standup
Mike’s tour dates- www.schub.es/tour
Under Cover Comic- www.instagram.com/under.cover.comic
Jordan Ligons/Sheryl Swoopes podcast Queens of the Court- https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/queens-of-the-court/id1681606343
New York Cinefest- https://www.newyorkcinefest.com/
An Interview With: Former Fansided Writer & Under Cover Comic Director/Writer Bobby Friedman
Bobby, an enormous Knicks fan, discusses his fandom, wild stadium stories, and how his basketball fandom and comedic career are wonderfully intertwined.
And also: Playoff Jimmy, WGN Superstation, Petty Steph, No Touching, Rodney Dangerfield, Missy Elliott, Old Millennials, Cheugy Bron, World Star Hip Hop, Adam Sandler Hugs, Pastrami Sandwiches
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26 APR 2023 · Full Court Press: Draymond Stomping Chests & Miles Bridges Update
Fun fact: you're actually not allowed to stomp on someone's chest in a game of basketball. Unlike in Air Bud, this one is written in the rulebook.
Under Cover Comic- www.instagram.com/under.cover.comic
Adam Tour Dates- www.adammamawala.com/standup
Mike Tour Dates- www.schub.es/tour
Draymond stomps on Sabonis- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9TxfMx_OR4
Stuart MadTV- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvbFMGmImg
JJ Redick First Take Green/Sabonis- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jY1jVdCIHg
Miles Bridges situation- https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/14/sport/nba-miles-bridges-suspension-spt-intl/index.html
Katie Heindl Miles Bridges article- https://basketballfeelings.substack.com/p/the-nbas-vicious-math
John Wall first pitch- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG6hS4XkLYM
NBA Drama Draft Reflections: How Did Our Preseason Predictions Hold Up?
The Drama Draft is a lovely HORSE tradition. now, for the first time ever, the HORSEmen revisit the draft to see how their predictions held up!
Gregg Popovich talks about gun violence- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SqZQH4nwkA
And also: The Menu, Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, Tár, Long Island Iced Tea, Banana Stand, Super Mid, The Brunson Burner, Playoff Jimmy, Pop Rocks
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10 APR 2023 · Full Court Press: NBA Playoff Picture & New Collective Bargaining Agreement
The NBA Playoffs are approaching and obviously we had to discuss the seedings because the matchups present DRAMA. Speaking of drama, or lack thereof, the NBA has a new CBA in place which means no lockout!
Adam's tour schedule - www.adammamawala.com/standup
Mike’s tour schedule - www.schub.es/tour
New NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement - https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/36025332/nba-nbpa-agree-new-7-year-collective-bargaining-agreement
Jrue Holiday meets game requirement - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anA7KPgLX64
CC Sabathia hits a dude and costs himself a bunch of money- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu59vxjaF3E
That Actually Happened: Caitlin Clark Has Arrived
The beef and high level of talent from the women's NCAA tournament were both so strong that we had to break from our usual refusal to discuss college hoops to cover some incredible athletes who love to talk trash.
Angel Reese taunts Caitlin Clark- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-rtcmttGqQ
Jeremy Schaap interview with Clark- https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/story/_/id/36069389/iowa-caitlin-clark-says-only-lsu-visit-white-house
Shannon Sharpe on Clark- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOdrGIziOXw
Angel Reese “we’ll go to the Obamas”- https://www.instagram.com/p/CqqRhcnuV-Z/
Clark highlights vs Louisville- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJoTUT9LB9o
3-on-3: The Three Longest Playoff Droughts & Streaks That Were Snapped
The King's put an end to a historically bad streak this season. Mike takes us down memory lane to cover other streaks broken, both in good and bad directions. LIGHT THE BEAM, BABY.
Sacramento Kings Receipts Video- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K8c7j9f8rk
Sacramento Bee Article - https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/article273832330.html
Clippers/Jazz Riot Story - https://www.latimes.com/sports/clippers/la-sp-clippers-jazz-riots-20170416-story.html
And also: 21/22 Jump Street, ToronTo vs “Toronno”, The Lands of Ports, Basketball Jones, Ball Jars, Packaging And Aerospace, Small Town Cop Energy, The LeBron James Of Feet, Mopping, Beam Team, Sports Arena, Anaheim Amigos, Handheld Airhorns, HOT97, Locusts
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27 MAR 2023 · Full Court Press: Dillon Brooks Drama And Knicks/Bulls Updates
Dillon Brooks wasn't particularly beloved, and then he went and had one of the grumpiest weeks we've ever seen. Also, the HORSEmen discuss how their favorite teams are holding up.
Mr. Bucket commercial- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBLxX6ovy8
Adam tour schedule- www.adammamawala.com/standup
Adam merch- https://www.instagram.com/p/CqDtdiggaPj/
Mike tour schedule- https://www.schub.es/tour
Paul George 360- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z1VcwIQlQo
Dillon Brooks article- https://defector.com/everyone-hates-dillon-brooks
Dillon Brooks/Kyrie Irving unsuccessful jersey swap- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJESmBCzwUg
Dillon Brooks pushing cameraman- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp4vvzbDe_s
Dennis Rodman kicks cameraman- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-NDZGtU7So
3-on-3: The Three Most Iconic Playing Through Injury Stories
Some NBA players are TOUGH and manage to play through significant pain at the highest stages. Adam recaps some of the most impressive tales from the East and West of the NBA.
Kobe shoots free throws on torn Achilles- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcWszl_xhPE
Gary Vitti describes Kobe tearing his Achilles- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP0sXxxmxk
Klay Thompson plays through torn ACL- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vHr8d5UQro
Conley discusses facial fractures- https://www.si.com/nba/2015/05/14/mike-conley-injury-grizzlies-nba-playoffs-blazers-warriors-cj-mccollum#:~:text=A%20collision%20with%20the%20forearm,Conley%20closed%20his%20eyes.
Rajon Rondo plays through a dislocated elbow- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2yvJ1Wzxr8
Isiah Thomas injured ankle game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzgNoqHib78
That Actually Happened: The Remarkable Life of Willis Reed
Willis Reed was an absolute legend who was synonymous with the success of the two championship Knicks teams in the 1970s. Mike recaps his career, mostly focusing on his most iconic game that Knicks fans adore.
Chris Herring Willis Article: https://www.si.com/nba/2023/03/22/willis-read-dies-knicks-legend-1970-nba-finals
Willis Reed fights the entire Lakers team - https://deadspin.com/video-finally-surfaces-of-willis-reed-fighting-the-enti-1649175530
And also: Hergy Flergies, Swedish Chef, Mr. Bubbles, Mr. Bucket, Unreasonably Dangerous Choking Hazards, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Furby’s, Rock Em Sock Em Robots, Tourope, Sagacity, Danish Ads, Poisoned Pizza, The Herring Community, Grey’s Anatomy
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13 MAR 2023 · Full Court Press: LeBron/LaMelo Injuries, Ja Morant Drama, and KD Makes His Suns Debut
Can we turn off injury sliders and also turn down Ja's recklessness slider because we just want more star players playing NBA games!
Live Show Archive- www.horsehoops.com/merch
Adam on Amazon Game Breakers (Adam at 1 hour in)- https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B0B8QD413Z/ref=atv_dp_season_select_s2023
Mike’s tour schedule- https://www.schub.es/tour
Ja Morant TikTok 8 Mile- https://www.tiktok.com/@detroitrapdaily/video/7197544793105452334?lang=en
NBQ&A: Mike & Adam Answer Your Basketball Questions!
The HORSE Boys address the backlog of questions that have piled up over the past few months and answer them all in a big NBQ&A!
Slamball HORSE episode- https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Y2pTqDVJkxxZm05oxJ2wx?si=1ad4757167b04e49
Slamball highlights- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ouXw328WYI
Schubes Feel the Rhythm Feel the vibe spotify playlist- https://open.spotify.com/playlist/55dqCrL6BNHXe7zwdogxYK?si=982a7c5aa22b432e
And also: 75 Couplets, Three Big Ones, Tab Monster Check, The Wide World Of Mamawala, 1099’s, Tennis Auditions, Big Baller Brand, Forrest Gump, A Little Stitious, ELAM Endings, Slamball, Trampoline Parks, KIDZ BOP, Pandora’s Box, Handball, Curling, The Jonas Brothers
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27 FEB 2023 · Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Weekend Recap & Russell Westbrook Stays In LA
Dear Basketball Gods, please make Russ be good on the Clippers because it would be so funny. Love, the HORSE Boys.
HORSE live show: www.bit.ly/horse3123
Rizzo the Rat- https://youtu.be/B76SlBX1QUE
Jose Alvarado mic’d up- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBE0nc0wUH8
Dunk Contest highlights- https://youtu.be/awLQ_A33H9Y
Jordan Kilganon dunks- https://www.instagram.com/jordankilganon
Brittney Griner re-signs with Mercury- https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/35706784/brittney-griner-officially-re-signs-phoenix-mercury
An Interview With: HORSE’s Official WNBA Correspondent Jordan Ligons Robinson
YouKnowWeHadToDoItToEm.jpg (JORDAN IS BACK AND THE WNBA IS GOING TO BE FUN THIS YEAR)
And also: Pat Beverley, Frozen Envelope, Rizzo the Rat, Bang-a-lang-a-lang, Big Tree Fall Hard, Cash Considerations-Robinson, Pickleball, Philly Belles, Pregnant Rihanna, W2’s & 1099’s, Zip Folders, Fake Blue Check Marks, F**K KARL MALONE
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13 FEB 2023 · Full Court Press: Ja Morant Drama & NBA Trade Deadline Madness!
An Interview With: Former SB Nation Knicks Beat Writer & http://youtube.com/secretbasesbn Creator https://twitter.com/seth_rosenthal
And Also: Rihanna, Hors D’Oeuvres, Airport Lounges, Stephanie Tanner, Cash Considerations, Raspberry Noise Trash, Real Housewives, Beeves, Last Week Tonight, Termeownator, MAHrris County, Posting And Toasting, SLC Dunk, Thal Is Life, Round Heads, Triangle Heads, Scaline Triangles, Everywhere You Bang, Buffalo Chicken Dip
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On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/08/at-home/coronavirus-sports-podcasts.html!
The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet...
show more
The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.
show less
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Organization | Mike Schubert |
Categories | Basketball , Comedy , Society & Culture |
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