Birds crap on everything.  Erect a beautiful, hand-chiseled, true work of art - a monument to a national hero and it'll be covered in excrement within the week.  Maybe a bird had crashed your airplane, maybe one has stolen your pet, maybe one's even poked your eye out (all of which are completely true things that have happened).  Depending on where you live, you might hate magpies, seagulls or pigeons.  But as for this episode, I want to tell you about one of the most offensive, aggressive, disease-spreading , vehicle damaging, child-attacking avairy nightmares across all species.  Crows are the worst!

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