Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.

A giant shark has made waves on TikTok after it was filmed swimming near a ship. After over 37 million views TikTok concluded they’re going to need a bigger server.

Spanish police are investigating the death of a 39-year-old man whose body was found inside a dinosaur statue. It turns out that all the dinosaurs were man-eaters.

New research has suggested that humans could live to 150, which is twice the current average life expectancy. Upon hearing the announcement Congress raised the eligible age to get Social Security to 125.

An Australian man went viral after opening a safe he had found five years ago only to discover that within it, was a single XXX condom... As in a branded condom, from the 2002 movie starring Vin Diesel! Just like the film the condom was considered a waste of a safe space.

Waste heat from data centers and sewage works are set to keep many people warm in Britain. The creator of the technology has used a similar technology to warm his own bed, via farts.

A 2-year-old girl from Los Angeles has become the youngest American member of Mensa. She has already started her own TikTok to capitalize on her new fame.

HBO Max has announced they finally finished filming the FRIENDS reunion show. It runs out that it was the reunion even the friends didn’t want.

These are the jokes for May 31, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.