Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.

Prince Philip, the lifelong companion of Queen Elizabeth II, died at the age of 99. Within hours the Queen announced she was single on both Facebook and her new Tinder profile.

Rapper DMX passed away at 50-years-old this week. All services will be held at any public park where Ruff Ryders anthem is still blasted during BBQs.

The University of Kentucky mistakenly sent acceptance emails to 500,000 high school seniors. 499,900 wrote back saying they rejected the invitation.

A volcano in the southern Caribbean that had been dormant for decades erupted. Scientists now explain that it wasn’t a volcano, it was just Stella getting her groove back.

Tom Brady has announced he is launching an NFT company. Following the announcement the market for NFTs suddenly deflated.

Virginia became the first Southern state to legalize marijuana. In support for the new bill the Governor pushed to change the states travel slogan to “Virginia is for weed lovers.”

Lake Superior State University is offering its first scholarship to study cannabis. The scholarship allows students to get paid to study cannabis as well as “get high on the schools supply.”

These are the jokes for April 12, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.