Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week:

• Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it
• Prince of Hugs can’t read the room, Diana would be proud (?)
• An alien describes sex toys and how they’re actually (1) gross, and (2) hurting women :(

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