Bill, Kevin, Matt and Mark are part of this episode. A listener sent a package to the pod and Bill thought it would be fun to have Mark "unbox" it. Mark is very hesitant and googles the return address which happens to be a strip club in Syracuse. Mark opens the package shocked to find a small pillow with his face on a barely dressed Santa body! Bill claims he had no idea what was in the package. There has been tragedy in some local buisness parking lots with a customer being hit by a car in the parking lot by accident and dying a day later from the injuries. Matt talks about the dangers he sees with careless drivers in parking lots all the time. The conversation moves to football and since Matt is a Cowboys fan his thoughts on next week's Cowboys/Eagles game as well as the Bills/ Chiefs game next week. Bill wonders if the Cowboys are no longer "America's team" and have the been replaced by the Lions! Everyone seems to be a Lions fan these days! Mark was upset on the pod last week and blames Kevin for getting Bill to pick on him. Bill is confused and tries to sort out the mess. Mark does admit he was fighting on text at the same time. Mark talks about being upset with his girlfriend who recenlty got out of the hospital for getting drunk at a holiday party, the fact she is a few years older than Mark adds fuel to the fire. Mark gives a great reason for keeping your mouth shut when you are upset with your significant other and he makes a lot of sense. The conversation becomes about the difference between arguing with men and arguing with women! Mark tells Bill that musician Joe Brucato is going to have his own radio show on the community FM radio station, Bill calls Joe to find out more and the rest of the crew is leass than impressed. Joe says he has realized that radio is not hard work at all! Mark tells us he is reading Britney Spears book, which raises a few eyebrows! Bill says he is concerned about her mental health and that she is always naked on IG. The other guys think her "crazy" makes her hot! Bill and Mark remember a former radio program director who used to meet women on the request line, then have them come to the station and wait in the lobby, then ask people to go check her out and see if she is hot. You can only imagine what Bill thought of this guy! Wait, 'till you hear about another progra director who used to use Bill's show to meet women. Bill tells a story of a terrible autocorrect incident he had last week. Learn how you can win a gift card to Woodcliff Hotel and Spa and play along with Closest to the Pin, with a bonus question about how many women Mark dated who are now lesbian. Enjoy!