Denis' hypothetical intro - Special guest host: Tracie Harris! (maybe) - Creepy News: Oral Roberts University requiring freshmen to wear "Fitbits" to "track their fitness." - Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore says state officials have a duty to uphold Alabama SSM ban. - Email: Use of "ISIS" - [Enter: Tracie Harris] - Ken Ham whines about losing Ark Encounter tax break - Email: How did you improve your debating skills? - Email from critical Finnish person - Woman claims power to "exorcise" computer viruses- Copyright 2016, Atheist Community of Austin