Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

CW: violence, sexual assault

Things get complex this week as Usagi ends up on a date with Seiya! Is this the start of something special or will Sailor Iron Mouse end them both?

In this episode, we discuss host and hostess clubs in Japan. We also talk about downslope speed, sad MakoMina shippers, adult moods, blowing the whistle on Seiya, "makeout territory", Bar Space Edge, Neo Bob Floy's, Eternity for Men or Women, firing the machine back up, the Sex Farce taketh away, unfun squicky vibes, huge Charlie Brown mouths, being the "Goofallant", cartoon drinks, let go and let Kami, and Horse wins!

Would you choose Seiya or the bear?

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