Bill opens talking with Matt and Mark, two west siders about the eat side's Fairport Music Fest and how there were no problems. Then on National CInema Day Tinseltown Theater on the westside gets evacuated because of unruly kids following a Tik Tok trend and how people who were in the theater at the time wrote on Rochester Reddit that they thought there was going to be a shooting. Bill says this is how we lose places because when people stop going places due to fear, places close and we lose. Bill talked about a man dressed as a "Cowboy" with a toy gun strapped to his leg walked into a Seneca Falls WalMart causing panic and evacuation! Bill thinks the"Cowboy" should have to pay for the first repsonders who showed up, because there is no way the "Cowboy" didn't know he would induce a panic and he should also have to snag the carts people leave strewn throughout the WalMart parking lot. Mark tells us about a movie he watched on Tubi called Butt Boy and how he could not turn it off despite being extremely bizarre, it had a score of 71% on Rotten Tomatoes. Matt tlaked about his time as a high school football coach and Bill said back in his day the coaches grabbed you by the face mask and physically kicked lineman in the butt! Then Bill plays a news story about a coach being arrested during a high school game in Georgia that was broadcast on TV after cameras caught the coach punching the player in the stomach! The player clearly hurt by the punch did not complain, but the cameras caught it all. Bill thinks the coach probably has done this a lot and did not think twice when he was mad. Bill plays a news story about a literal porch pirate, this one could happen in 315. General Manager of the Rochester Red Wings and Dead Head Dan Mason talks about the final 12 home games of the season! And a round of Closest to the Pin, someone new will be writing the next game!