We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that.  This week: 

• Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course
• Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons.
• Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we swear we’re not being racist about it

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