‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week:

• Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault!
• General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from worker strikes, even though they’re still going to be several billion dollars in the green (sad trombone)
• Jeremy Clarkson is getting dementia, except he’s not

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