In Episode 373, Patrick, Jeffrey, and Craig chat about middle-aged dreams, thank you notes from small children, and then discuss five mostly baseball topics.

1. Always an Angel, Never a God: Not a good week in Anaheim 
2. Sorry We Missed You: Arizona Diamondbacks: We check in on the defending NL champs who are off to a scuffling start. 
3. Around the Horn: The Rockies are hot, Nabil Crismatt is in limbo, and there's too many fake Ronel Blanco accounts.
4. What to Watch: Jeffrey doesn't know what day Christian Scott picks, but you should watch it anyway, Craig has a homer pick, and Patrick goes for an AL Central shodown.
5. The 700 Club, by request

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