Misnomer intro. New year, new shirt; Salmon plays coral. TMac's 12 year book deal. Stupid return. Cats & cucumbers. Trolley product update & cart juxtaposition. Reflexive girlfriend love and the self blowie. Vagina jealously. Terrorist ten year old & the Mexican mall banger. Aus Open bag inception. Peon monogamous ball-boys & the kool aid pre-match pool party. Bowie & the Kanye konundrum. Catching a coke cook.

It's a Grown Man's Sport.