Bill welcomes comedian Doug Phelps and the ever-opinionated Mark The Soldier, who returns with a passionate critique of MILF Manor 2. Mark, captivated by Rebecca from episode 7, brings his unique perspective to the show. Bill also shares some entertaining viewer reviews from IMDb but argues that Mark’s love for soap operas and reality shows makes his critique even more valuable.

With the 4th of July approaching, Bill plays a cautionary news clip about the three B's to avoid fireworks mishaps, including a shocking story about a grown man who permanently difigured himself with fireworks a few days ago! The group then discusses their holiday plans, with Doug hilariously volunteering to make deviled eggs for Mark to take to a party—a suggestion Bill finds bizarrely amusing.

The episode takes a turn to the courtroom as Bill updates on Michele Marini, the former Greece Deputy Supervisor, who appeared with a noticeably different hairstyle. Is it a wig? Could it be due to comments made on Billified?

Bill also delves into the curious phenomenon of large tips left at restaurants, sharing a tale of a generous $3,000 “Tips for Jesus” gratuity that was later retracted. Finally, Mark and Doug, both experienced bartenders, go head-to-head in a hilarious game of "Little Kid or Drunk Adult.Enjoy laughs, lively discussions, and a bit of 4th of July prep!