The long-closed high school wing of our school has been unearthed. Too bad there's a minotaur roaming the labyrinth-like hallways. Be aware that soccer tryouts are spontaneous. Keep a lookout for Mr. Frito's glass eye. Oh, jeez, those pen pal letters from Gumbo Elementary are...graphic. This month's parody song was Half Shell, a parody of Alice in Chains' song Nutshell. Lyrics: We met the Foot Clan's rise; We saw our own demise. And here I fight; Here I fight this battle on my own. No turtle to turn to; No sewer to call home. Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo My nemesis is great; My brothers met their fate. And here I hide; Here I hide crying in my shell. I couldn't save anyone; Now I live in my own shell. Ooo Ooo Ooo.