Kicking off this election week with Elmer Fudd to kick off opening audio as a man pretended to be  him to get out of a ticket...A woman slept with over 100 men in one day...Her advice is to cheat to keep your relationship healthy...Michael Jackson almost did not do "We are the world" ...We are the children Mikey Jackson...Steve Harvey is planting Harvey seeds on The Feud...We contend the guests on his show are planted there by him...What in the world would Louie Anderson think about this? WWLD? What would Louie do...We have had our fill of The Fonz...He is really riding the Fonz thing until the wheels fall off...Enough Winkler...Johnny checked in on a Monday...He was carded for everything bagel Hummus...It looks like we won't have drinkable water until mid...Diddy's NDA's last for 70 years just in case you signed one...Courtney Cox is having seances at her house with a Ouija board in the hopes that she can communicate with Matthew Perry, as she feels there are unanswered questions...She hasn't been able to contact him yet...Remember the Dean scream? Well, it took Howard Dean down...Could the offing of Peanut the Squirrel be the thing that takes down the Dems? RIP Peanut...How could you possibly rob people while at a funeral? That is what one woman did...Not only that she stole credit cards and spent thousands of dollars at Build-A-Bear...It's that time of the year...Oprah's favorite thinggggsssss...Among these are intimate items that Gayle and Oprah came up with together...Would you like to get intimate with those two? It is beginning to feel that Oprah writes for the Peterman catalogue...A woman in NJ was not happy that she wasn't allowed to wear her MAGA gear to vote, so she took her top off and voted in her bra...A burglar was caught naked eating candy...GEN Z is choosing its college based on how the college looks on social media...1-800-BUTTERBALL we will spatchcock because of you!!...Everyone enjoy this Monday election week edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!