Not all of the audio...Just the clips as we kick off the show with opening audio...How do we feel about a Sly Stallone/Jelly Roll combo? Jelly Roll did an episode of Tulsa King...Party All The Time!! A woman sang Eddie Murphy's pop hit to her co-workers, and they were lost...If you are Dutch, you cannot be horny and helpful at the same time...A Dutch man who is a sperm donor has helped father over 1,000 children...Vittttooooooo...The nation's oldest mayor is 100 years old today...He wasn't available for comment but claims he is not going to run for another term...The NASA astronauts, Butch & Suni who are stuck in space will have to wait a little longer to come home thanks to tropical storm Helene...A Pittsburgh Pirates player was due a $200,000 bonus if he got 4 more plate appearances...The Pirates designated him for assignment...Walmart is beginning to change their checkout process...In some Walmart's you have to be a Walmart+ member to use self-checkout...Clown puns a plenty...A news reporter could not handle the fact that a clown was on an overpass on a highway...He wants you to help catch him...Please...Reginald VelJohnson aka Carl Winslow survived another elimination on Dancing With The Stars...They did ask his biggest competition...He said he likes Dwight Howard because he is tall...Today we celebrate 1-900 numbers with a look back at some of the most bizarre ones of all time...Some you just called to cry...Others told you what your dog was in a past life...Why do people hate Tesla Cybertruck drivers? It seems to be a growing trend that people flip off and swerve into the lane of people driving Cybertrucks...A woman found out she was dead when someone called her and told her that she has an obituary...You can be an Auntie Anne's pretzel or Cinnabon for Halloween...If you enjoy pig races, then you will enjoy this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!