Twiddly diddly dee...I need a cheeseburger inside of me...We played a new anthem to kick off this National Cheeseburger Day...A man had alligators living in his pool...He claims folks kept putting them in there...People living in Japan have hit an all-time high of living past 100 years old...Rizzo feels we should show our elders here a good time by showing them what we got...Did you know Carl Winslow's name is Reginald VelJohnson...If you did you watched him dance last night on Dancing With The Stars and he danced as if he had rigor mortis...Good luck Carl...Or should we say Reginald...Instagram is now making "teen accounts" private...Pizza Hut is giving you a chance to deliver your resume on the front of a pizza box...Did your mom ever throw Tupperware parties? Well Tupperware has officially filed for bankruptcy...Have you seen the movie Pallbearers? Well, it starred David Schwimmer...Did you know that David turned down the lead role in Men In Black to do Pallbearers instead? What is the worst thing you can call a fat person? A wife hit her husband with "dough boy" and we talked about a story about how the police showed up at our house for calling a gas station attendant "fatboy"...We went through all parts of the Diddy indictment..."Freak-Offs" was mentioned many times...The fact that there were 1000's of cases of lube that was recovered when the raid happened is crazy...And we ask the question again...Where and whom did Carl Winslow know to be a part of said freak-offs...Of course who has to steal his shine though? Urkel...He is out peddling some book about his life...Didn't get invited to a freak off Urkel? Don't ride lawn mowers into pools...A man has been paying his neighbor's electric bill for the last 20 years...Leaks from Happy Gilmore 2 are beginning to come out...No gameshow host leaks yet...Two hosts you do have are The Rizzo & Jeff Show and you can check out the Wednesday edition of their show right here!!