Have your post it notes on your fridge? Need to make sure the most important thing to start your morning is Rizzo's triple scoop of audio for Opening Audio...A child was drunk as a skunk after a restaurant accidentally gave her wine instead of grape juice...A guy wasn't sure if the hole in his leg was a bite from a bear or the gun he fired after a bear attacked him...He might want to get it checked out...Jay Leno is planning his own death...We gave his body his once over...He is planning a museum for his car collection...Is there lyrics in Piano Man that involve a man named Paul at a gay bar? That is the rumor and when you listen back about Paul being a real estate novelist, it makes you a real estate novelist...Pumpkin Spice is back earlier than ever...A man robbed a store on shop with a cop day...Richard Simmons passed from complications from falls and heart disease...The biggest debate of the summer happened today...Did the DARE program have a mascot named DARE Dog? The calls flew in for an hour as Jeff argued with Rizzo there was not one...Rizzo had Mcgruff and some dalmation and some firefighter dog all mixed up...After over an hour of deep discussion about Rizzo's belief in some dog that walked in to his classroom with a bag of needles, we have figured out the DARE mascot was Darren The Lion...Smell-O-Vision is a reality and you can buy it...The US Navy has run out of pants due to supply chain shortages...The second most spoken language in the state of North Carolina is french...Would you rather have a dog that talks or would you rather have a cat that pays half of your rent? The socials went crazy and the calls flew in for this one as well...A bald quitter was thrown off an airplane after he was thrown off a plane because he was bleeding from his head after hair transplant surgery...Chick-Fil-A is starting their own streaming service...Applebees burgers on the adult and child menu are the same...We can no longer take a Seacrest pounding...Rizzo didn't realize Jimmy Buffet was dead...We hope you realize you can listen any time to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!