Rizzo likes goo...And by goo we mean his ice cream... As we kicked up with a double scoop of audio...An awful karaoke performance to get this going this morning...And a woman who has a genius idea of opening up a lemonade stand as an adult to pay her way through law school...She needs a better price point than a nickel like Rizzo used to charge as a kid...We had to delve into wacky news folks as we delivered to you a montage of wacky news folks who couldn't handle that the Olympics are over...We are so puzzled when it comes to news folks...Last week at the Trump rally we did not fit in...But we listened to some audio of news folks who cannot figure out what to do with their lives now that the Olympics are over...A bartender showed up to man's house after he left his ID there the night prior and berated him for not leaving a 25% tip per beer...Issues at the Buncombe County Sheriff's Office as evidence has been destroyed due to mold...In good Buncombe news, tourists have poured in $3 billion in tourism spending...The woman who tried to scam the estate of Elvis Presley out of Graceland has been arrested...Ever get injured by a shopping cart? We found out today that 10's of thousands of people every year do...One woman got her digits stuck in the cart and needed EMT's to get them out...Treat your jazzy with respect or else...There is a graveyard of Jazzy's in the water in a Florida town and no one knows how they got there...What if a hospital lost part of your skull during brain surgery and charged you for the prosthetic to replace it? That happened to a man...How do you lose a skull? Would you buy from Rizzo's "Lemenod" Stand? He spent time with his ridiculous idea to open one...Another day...Another story at a senior center...A man was arrested for breaking into a senior center nude and running around...When you get a colonoscopy make sure your doctor has his hearing aid in so he can hear you scream...Also get a vasectomy from a reputable doctor...RIP Phil Donahue!! And if you are too big to fit out of a Ford Bronco window when it crashes into the water, it might be time to reevaluate life...No need to reevaluate life when listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!