Stick out that left hand and put er there...Unless you're not left handed...Which Rizzo thought Jeff was...Surprise...He isn't...Ever been in an earthquake...One happened in LA yesterday and live on TV we saw it happen...It was only a 4.7...No biggie...The simplest of rides...The Alice In Wonderland ride malfunctioned in Disneyland with the doors slamming...A woman forgot to tell her husband until they signed the marriage certificate that she was 25 years older...Have we just about had it with the tipping fatigue? Another story of a woman who went to get a pickup order and was chased when she did not tip...The preparation for President Trump's visit to Asheville has begun as streets will begin to close and warnings of closures on most major highways have started to come out...Is it over for Ken Jennings? The reports are that Colin Jost is in the driver's seat to replace him on Jeopardy...Could you deal with a cackler? There is a woman who cackles so badly over the fact that she cannot get a date...She went to an Elton John lookalike party and got 2 numbers and found it to be quite funny...We played a little game...Who had a worse day...There was a guy who crashed into a house and was stung by bees or a guy who was diagnosed with 3 horrendous diseases in one doctor's visit...It was a bit up in the air actually...Would you pay $450 to go to someone's wedding? That brought us to Listener Court today and it seems no one loves and cares for the family as virtually everyone that called said no, they will not. It looks like Jeff will be going to this guy's wedding since no one else wants to...Does Kevin Costner want a taste of Hoda Kotb? Those are the rumors...Do people really go to Chuck E Cheese that much to need a monthly pass? Have you ever shoplifted as an adult? Be honest...If kids do poorly on tests, should field trips be taken away? Tim called to harass Jeff about being a Karen...Jeff invited Tim on a field trip and to bring his tent...We invite you to listen to the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!