It's a Triple Dippy Monday to kick things off on the show...When road rage happens, and you wind up in a physical altercation, what is your first move? One man's first move was biting off another guy's fingers...As the Olympics came to a close with Tom Cruise coming down from the top of the stadium and to LA promoting the 2028 Olympics, we decided we have had wayyyy too much Snoop Dog...Remember the Yang Gang? Well, this isn't that Yang...But a woman with the last name of Yang has decided to move into a retirement community at the age of 38 to slow down her life...She obviously has not been to one...The party is just getting started...Johnny called with a Monday morning traffic update...He was all juiced up this morning...Donald Trump will be in town this Wednesday for a campaign rally...Be careful in Asheville as the APD is reporting there is a scam call going around with a man pretending to be the Chief of Police...A man has launched a lawsuit against TikTok, Reddit, YouTube and Meta claiming it is too addictive...The secret service was caught taping up a woman's ring camera at her place of business and then picking her lock and using her bathroom for hours...What is wrong with being kidnapped as a proposal? That happened to a woman...She was terrified as masked men kidnapped her and put her into the back of a truck, only for her to be surprised with a proposal by her soon to be husband who she said yes to...Standard Sam aka Rizzo rattled off his proposal idea which involved Melissa Etheridge...Men...Get your football contract ready...One man has one set for the upcoming season...Stop naming your kids weird things...Naming your kid TABLE does not set him up for a fruitful life...A guy played World Of Warcraft for 78 hours...A woman is doing 9 years behind bars for stealing $1.5 million in chicken wings...A pilot informed the passengers he is not qualified to land a plane...We are here to inform you that you are qualified to check out the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!