Let's start Wednesday by de-fogling...Opening audio got going with a guy named Jared who is quite the daredevil...He is a window washer and was suspended 500ft in the air by a single rope and neither he nor his mother were concerned...We concluded he lives a daredevil life because he has to drop the stigma of the name Jared...Snoop the goat? We think not...People think he is in a cult because of his goat chain...Rizzo thinks it's because of Martha...Get a life...Scotland needs your dead body...The people of Scotland have stopped offering their body for science and there is a drought of corpses for medical research...We thought we were going to de-fogle...Rizzo pats his thighs during his child's soccer game so mosquitos won't bite him in his nether region...

We took a dive into the Farmer's Almanac to see when autumn would come to Western North Carolina...Can Billy Ray Cyrus get out of the news...His daughter blew him off in an interview and Donald Trump involved himself in the Cyrus family feud...When is wearing no panties to mattress shop a strategic decision? One woman is going viral for wearing a white dress and no panties to do that...Don't you have to lay on the mattress to test it? Have some class...Cover your A**...Would you date someone if they have never cut their own steak...

A woman is going viral because she went on a date to a steakhouse and the 37 yr. old man she was on the date with said his mom does not let him use knives at home so he couldn't cut his steak...He ordered a quesadilla and mac n cheese instead...Boop...IFYKYK...Chef's Kiss...Face Journey...The ICK...Just some of the words added to the dictionary this go around...Ford is attempting to put cameras in vehicles to catch people speeding...Rizzo tried to razzle dazzle people again with some useless Kathy Lee Gifford news and we learned today that Dom DeLuise is dead...Learn all about it by listening to the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!