Nothing says a Wednesday morning like waking up after your fiancé was electrocuted by a lightning strike...That happened to Rizzo's lady...Thankfully she is OK...Now she can play Mall Madness and Dream phone..Ever meet a word wizard? They are easily found in the periodical section in your local library...A guy tried messing with a local woman testing her spelling and it went viral...More meat heisting...Yesterday people robbed an Arby's of $3500 worth of meat...Today we find out ships are being hit in ports around the country for their meat...One in Philadelphia for over 15k worth...We figured Sammy The Bull came out of hiding and is robbing and selling 50/50 chuck with hooves...Are you hug or anti-hug? Maybe it would be smart to be anti-hug as we are now hearing that a new form of being pick-pocketed is when people hug you as if they know you and then BOOM...Take your stuff...Ingrid Andress says she was wasted when she botched the national anthem...A police department in Illinois said your punishment for speeding in their town would be having to listen to her performance...Tubed meats take 36 minutes off of your life...Kiss us goodbye...Johnny has finally checked back in with us...He has been sick...He told us the doctor has to go up and down to figure out his stomach issues...We delved more into the lightning that hit Rizzo's place and shocked his fiancé...Will you frequent the "Portland Loo?" That is the new $650,000 public restroom that is finally under construction in Downtown Asheville...Wax on wax off...Cobra Kai is back for another season? There has been more than one season? Ralph Macchio is trying to milk Miyagi...We looked back some inspirational quotes of Mr. Miyagi and honestly, we didn't understand what he meant by half of quotes...Just a reminder to avoid cured meats on an airplane...Do not avoid this electrifying Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!