On July 21st, 2024, in a field just outside of Oslo, Norway, the strangest of occurrences did transpire. Farmers working their lands that summer morn witnessed a sphere of light descending from the sky, coming to rest gently in the midst of their oat crop. The brave souls rushed over to investigate this intrusion, fearing it some form of heavenly reckoning or portent. But upon approaching, they saw within the glowing orb not angels nor demons but rather small hairless beings with oversized craniums.

The creatures attempted to communicate via peculiar chirping sounds and incomprehensible gestures. The farmers, good Christian men, feared this an apparition of the devil come to test their faith. But just as Johan raised his pitchfork to vanquish the demons, the orb did hum loudly and lift away, ascending at miraculous speed back to the heavens. None could explain this visitation, though the oat crop did grow to unprecedented heights that year, fueling speculation about the true nature of the event 'til this very day.